googlechrome:
internetexplorers:
do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
(via mylove-foryouwas-bulletproof)
Me: Oh god, it's time to get up.
Me: Ugh, clothing.
Me: Ugh, hair.
Me: Oh well, it's too late to eat breakfast.
Me: Oh god, I hate this place.
Me: No, I don't like you. Leave me alone.
Me: Oh, your boyfriend broke up with you? Please, tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
Me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS.
Me: Nice ass.
Me: What the fuck are you looking at?
Me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
Me: Please, just shut up.
Me: YES. HOME.
Me: YES. INTERNET.
Me: YES. BED.